This shit is focking terrifyring
Ive always been i HUGE fan of the saints row series But i never played the 1st, so i decided to go get myself a Xbox 360. I checked on Cregs List and i found a Xbox 360 with saints row with it and IT WAS FREE!! I was so excited i went to bed at 10:30 pm. I woke up with a loud bang on my door. I looked at what it was and it was MY XBOX AT MY Door with a blood covered box. I quickly carried it inside. I thrusted my xbox on as i began saints row. It was strange, the title was written in hyper-realistic blood spelling out Devil's row. I said WHAT THE FUCK as i started playing. My charcter was BLEEDING EVERYWHERE! I shat my pants as i continued the game. It seemed that everything was COVERED IN BLOOD! Then i noticed my xbox started bleeding, at this point i was shitting everywhere and throwihng up my choclate milk and cheesy buffs. I shot my neighbor. Then i went to turn off my xbox but i noticed that all my homies where on fire and screaming hyper-realistik screms. i quickly turned offf my xbox and trew it away with my shit-covered couch. and took a nap. i went to bed and had the nicest gream ever. i while hever liek saint rows again....